Went to the dentist yesterday to get my six-month teeth cleaning. I'm not sure if it's just me, but the sizzling hygienist is chiseling away at my teeth, filling my mouth with water, and using some vacuum to clean it out. Sh*t's spraying out, and I'm gagging, and her face shield is spattered, and she's wiping funk on my bib. The only way I could be more vulnerable and self-conscious is if my left nut was hangin' outta my shorts. I have a headache. I'm gonna wander the web and hope it goes away and rub my tongue along the bottom row of teeth I just discovered:
- UCLA Undie Run?... I want to go back to college... check out hot co-eds in their undies (probably sh*tfaced) at Kontraband
- SpikedHumor has lots of cool vids from sexy chicks to a Pygmy Gecko that walks on water... just like Jesus
- For other cool random stuff (and even more babes and links to NSFW goo), go to GorillaMask.net
- And for safer stuff, cozy up with a smokin' hot photo gallery of Adriana Lima at AskMen.com
- TheDailyFix has the news/pics of the unbelievably beautiful Kelly Brook gettin creamy and naked in some London Theatre
- Doing my best to get beyond just oogling girls [not easy], how about Obama giving a little boy a brain freeze at DeadDog?
- Tempting as it is, will go to Bullz-Eye, ignore the babes, and go straight to movie reviews because Paranormal Activity is supposed to be totally f*cking scary
- aBum is a strange place... lots of media and babes... will let you choose
- Be sure to watch original web shows like He Said, She Said at Atom.com
- Closing off with movie trailers and other media, RedBalcony is the place... even a Ball's Beer could help this headache?
