Watched a sh*tload of movies this week and don't bother telling you about the weak sauce, but pinged you about the good ones. Not sure why in the f*ck I keep this up. It's kinda like crack (or at least that's what I would imagine), though I've yet to find myself sleepin' in the stairwell of some dank, deserted building... maybe next weekend. Until then, here's the dump:
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Jeremy at CraveOnline made me laugh my *ss of with his rant on celebrities.
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And moving over to MongoNation... My Chemical Romance does a Dead Kennedy-esque cover video of Bob Dylan's Desolation Row... MCR touching DK or BD makes me want to cry... maybe I am emo.
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I think Drunken Stepfather may be falling in love... web stalking this stranger, London Rosiere, because she has nice ping pongs... I wish I could play her too. Ah, London, the risks of being an online extrovert... now just more guys become obsessed with you.
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And when strange girls post candid pictures of themselves with their ginormous flotation devices hangin' out like this hottie on DeadDog, what else is a guy to do but become infatuated.
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Speaking of... I am now officially in love with Megan Fox (don't tell my wife, though I doubt anything with a pulse could resist Megan). AskMen.com has a Megan gallery.
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Katie Price goes shopping and must have found the cantaloupes in the fruit section... give 'em the tap and sniff to make sure they're ripe at TheDailyFix.
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Guess it's as good a time as any to jump over to everybody's favorite NSFW shotgun, GorillaMask.net.
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No one is a bigger fan of Netflix than me... but I'm just fine watching the streaming stuff on my laptop... for others, there's the Roku and Bullz-Eye.com has a review.
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Premium Hollywood has a confused review for a movie I've yet to see, Traitor, starring Don Cheadle.
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And finally, The Bachelor Guy has the motor-powered thrills of MTV's new extreme challenge show (a la Jackass), Nitro Circus.
