Pretty lame, I know, trying to tell you anything about Fight Club. So if you haven't seen this movie yet, let's take care of you real quick. First, take your keyboard and smash your f-ing face with it... 9 times. Second, take your mouse, and this time, you don't need to use that Habitrail that you have hidden way up high in your closet under the sweaters -- just go bare back. Ok... deep breath... park the mouse. Good.
Now, you'll need to wash your hands. Our friend Brad Pitt here can help you with that. But first, he's going to have to kick the living sh*t out of you. Now you are ready to enjoy the movie, of which, happens to be a top five of all time if you ask me.
Ed Norton is in it too. Let's go ahead and have him kick your *ss as well. Better ask him if you can remove the mouse first 'cause that's going to ache bein' in there and all. Saying "please" usually helps.
Oh yeah. Movie review. Right. So... David Fincher directed it... great acting... awesome story with loads of surprises... Helena Bonham Carter, Meat Loaf, Jared Leto... blah, blah, blah. That's all you get. Afterwards, be sure to check out a favorite snarky celebrity gossip website of mine, WWTDD, strangely named after the character/s in the movie. A maverick of a site and hilarious.
FilmBender is Funny Movie Reviews. Check the trailer... if you've already seen the movie, rent it again. If you haven't seen the movie, first, take your keyboard....