FilmBender: sh*tfaced on movies

Intermission: Michael Jackson's f-ing face and hot chicks

A week away from the Academy Awards.  I'm obviously a movie guy, so that's the only awards show I pay attention to... I mean... the Golden Globes has all that TV crap.  Like I care about daytime television or 99% of that sh*t.  Anyway, watched a ton of movies this week as always and need to take a break on the weekend and tend to the 1%... here's the link dump:

• Call me a p*ssy, but I'm actually sad thinking about how messed up Michael Jackson's face, those little kids, and now, his whole life is... to think that he was such a f*cking star walkin' backwards with that sparkly everything and one glove and that "Thriller" sh*t.  Now he's the Elephant Man... The Daily Fix has the pictures.

• F*ck.  Just went to The Bachelor Guy... I guess it's Valentines Day.  I'm totally f*cked.

• I've used a bad word in every part of this post thus far.  I'm a bad man.  Oh well... off to GorillaMask.net to get a little dirty.

• Moving to the top ten fetish models at AskMen.com.

• DeadDog has a killer page of regular hotness.

• And Hollywire knows what African babies and I have in common... we both love Salma Hayek's huge generousities.

• Every wanted to know what to do if an axe murderer shows up at your door, Mongo Nation can help.

• aBum has hot links.

• Touching on Chris Brown / Rihanna, Valentines Day, Friday the 13th, totally skanky chick pix, links of desire and plenty of bull... DrunkenStepfather is on top of what's up.

• Bullz-Eye.com drinks beer.

• Who in the f*ck does Joaquin Phoenix think he is?  (There I go with the again with the foul language.)  David Letterman tryin' to make the best of it over at Premium Hollywood.

"Beavis and Butt-head Do America" bareback

Ok... so I've basically gone three days in a row with symmetrical composition movie stills.  Heh, heh.  Heh, heh.  But this one's different because it's got Washington's, er, Monument.  Heh, heh.  Beavis and Butt-head Do America will officially turn you into a moron, and frankly, it's kind of relaxing, so I highly recommend it.

A true pioneer in the raw, "adult animation" genre, this movie (and the TV show it's an extension of) is groundbreaking in making st*pid humor genius (maybe that's a stretch).  The creator, Mike Judge (later, of Office Space fame), wrote, directed and voiced the two main characters and totally captures the 80's, Midwestern, prepubescent hesher mentality (or lack thereof).  It rocks, and the celebrity voices from the likes of David Letterman, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are the cherry on top.  Heh, Heh... I said "cherry."  Anyway, watch the movie trailer and read on because...