Viggo Mortensen is a "driver" for what I think is a London-based Russian mafia group, but it's tough for me to keep that sh*t straight. What I do know is that he serves as the driver for the mob boss and also as a "heavy" if you need a little protection or retribution. The film's called Eastern Promises, and it also stars hottie Naomi Watts. She's stumbled upon a diary that implicates the boss and the family (not hers) into all sorts of dirty, stinky, stuff. But she's blond, so she does some st*pid sh*t and gets her and her real family all tied up into it. But again, since she's blond, the "heavy" only wants to f*ck her up in the good way... so at least for a while... she's spared her life.
Throwing all that good stuff away, there's still so much about this movie that's great. Take Viggo's fight scene in the bathroom that's totally butt naked, brutal, hilarious and shockingly violent. You'll love it. The fact that his life story is in his tattoos is a cool as are the brothel scenes (and not because there's bangin' or anything like that).
