FilmBender: sh*tfaced on movies

"Changeling" turn and face the strain, ch-ch-changes

I never thought I'd think those '20's ball hats look hot on chicks until I saw Changeling.  Suppose I shouldn't even be thinking about Angelina Jolie's chestnut hair with that hat framing those puffy, red-painted lips in this movie about missing and potentially chopped-up kids and false psycho ward incarceration; but she's hot.

Her acting and tears are convincing (though I could do without around 20 or so "that's not my son" statements), and the whole thing makes you wanna f*cking strangle those corrupt cops, doc and shrink when they're telling her that that's her kid, and they keep her locked up in that insane asylum.  Thank God for reverend John Malkovich.  Just watch the movie trailer and read on because...

Intermission: around the web and better than popcorn

Watching movies and blogging about them 24/5 and taking a break on the weekend to pay attention to my family and tend to personal hygiene.  It's a life.  Take a break yourself and visit these cool sites:

• Film Critic compares Clint Eastwood to Archie Bunker in Gran Torino... good review, thought it would be a great movie (isn't everything Clint does gran[d]?), and I know Archie is the greatest.

• Hrmm... Mongo Nation has video interview with horror movie director James Wan (Saw) on his puppy movie shorts for XBox Live... grrr.

• Time to break for a little NSFW (when you're home does that stand for Not Safe For Wife?), of which, anything good can be found from GorillaMask.net.

• Sh*t... here comes the wife, quick click to gallery of Megan Fox (OMG is she hot) on AskMen.com.

• Funny comparison of how totally hot Giselle Bundchen and how totally smokin' Heidi Montag each react to paparazzi on TheDailyFix.

• Ok... I finished with that believe it or not... time for a smoke and a drink at The Bachelor Guy (oh those were the days).

• And I've got kids too (and d*mn are they screaming right now)... ironic that I'm reading a deadly review of the movie The Unborn on ScreenCrave... like I said, it's a life.