FilmBender: sh*tfaced on movies

"Heathers" is a great argument for home schooling

 

Shannen Doherty was the original host of Scare Tactics from the late 90's if memory serves me right (and got booted because she was difficult), and that show had a couple of episodes that had big foot attacking a camper van and one with an alien crash landing that just totally rocked my world.  I highly recommend trying track those down some time.  And she's obviously notorious when it comes to paparazzi and 90210, but have you ever seen the movie Heathers?  Shannen is in it and that's where she likely honed her b*tch skills.

The movie also stars Winona Ryder and Christian Slater and is about high school cliques and how evil they can be... so what better way to f with someone's popularity that to kill them.  This dark comedy goes there and was pretty controversial when it was released in the late 80's.  Watch the movie trailer and read on because...

"True Romance" is a freaky one-night stand with a true cast of characters

Patricia Arquette is the hottest and sweetest snaggletooth trailer-trash wh*re you've ever seen in True Romance.  She loves a common Christian Slater who's among other incredible characters like Gary Oldman's frightening shotgun-totin' Rasta coke king that they rip off.  Christopher Walken is a Sicilian mob boss who is chilling to say the least, but stealing the dialog from him in this film is Dennis Hopper -- quite possibly delivering the Hungry Man frozen dinner of all final words in his double-wide.

Lots of other great stuff in here like James Gandolfini, Michael Rapaport, Val Kilmer's Elvis silhouettes and Brad Pitt with his Honey Bear bong.  And there's one of those climactic endings like they recently had in the end of the second season of Weeds where all the bad guys end up in one room all pointing guns at each other all at the same time.  That would s*ck.

From Quentin Tarrantino's fingers and Tony Scott's eyes, this movie is a crime thriller you'll surely fall in love with.  I'm gonna smash my face into a mirrored closet door for sayin' that... so flippin' stupid.  Totally hung over.  And this blogging sh*t ain't easy... couldn't get to it for a week... will try to stick to it.  Or at least stick my finger down my throat.