"Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" he's gonna f Marisa Tomei

Marisa Tomei is really hot, can totally act and likes to get n*p naked in movies.  Bless her heart because in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, she's gonna get f*cked just like practically every single character in this incredible film.  The movie is an awesome train wreck of bad luck that will have you makin' diamonds outta your dingleberries.  Similar to Fargo regarding Murphy's Law and the tone except that since there are no funny accents, there's nothing really saving you from wanting to cut your wrists by the time this one's over.

The movie is violent, sexy and presented in a jumbled time-line that, although seems a bit exhaustive, ultimately works and feels contemporary.  I say this because the film is directed by an 82-year-old!  Sh*t... hope I'm able to just play cards and wipe my own *ss when I'm that age, but Sidney Lumet seems to totally still have what it takes.  Being critical, the old man hasn't really had much going on in terms of great movies since his grand slam in the early '70's -- Serpico, Murder on the Orient Express, Dog Day Afternoon, and Network.  Anyway, he's back... judge for yourself... watch the movie trailer and read on because...