So the little girl in this picture is NOT Emma Stone. And thank God Emma stars in this one because everyone else in this film is a rabid dog and just not pretty to look at. Emma on the other hand is smokin', and it would be an understatement, btw, that the p*ss who plays the lead in Zombieland, Jessie Eisenberg, wants to dog f*ck her six ways to Sunday. I mean, after she ditches him a few times, he still comes runnin' after her like a byotch -- even when she's surrounded by 100 zombies. That's where I draw the line when it comes to chasin' skirt.
Anyway, my buddy and I just went to watch the film 'cause he's pretty much a girl and wouldn't go see Paranormal Activity. I wasn't all that thrilled to see a cheesy zombie film -- especially one that's billed with a Michael Cera-wannabe, a nobody director, Abigail Breslin and Woody Harrelson. Eh. Pretty much was dreading the gross people eating people and whatever other crap was gonna be served up. But then I was surprisingly entertained and was chortling and was even seriously considering biting the f*cking cheek right off this fugly chick sittin' right next to me (who was also delishiously enjoying herself). Just watch the movie trailer and read on because...
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