"The Haunting in Connecticut" will scare your b*tch *ss back to Kokomo

So... I'm just now looking up the MPAA Rating for this movie because it is scary as sh*t, and someone just told me it was PG-13!  The film's generically called, The Haunting in Connecticut, AND it happens to also posses the confusingly similar name of another film of the same subject from a few years earlier called A Haunting in Connecticut!... now that sh*t just p*sses me right off!!  I mean, how in the f*ck can that happen?!... being both so unoriginal and yet so crafty that you can totally avoid copyright, trademark and/or whatever other law or governing body that should certainly have c*ckblocked a name infringement as obvious as that.  Well, anyway, if I can get myself out of this raging tangent, I'd like to compliment those unoriginal f*cks on making one h*ll of a scary movie.  I mean, this new one, creeped me out like crazy.  AND, maybe I saw some unrated version or something, or possibly I'm just a p*ssy, but this thing I saw certainly would give a z*t popper nightmares which would likely lead to a hall pass straight to middle school's most horrific wasteland -- the unpopular group.

Seriously, the film is super scary (which I love), but also, it is super graphic (which I'm not a huge fan of).  In fact, this crazy ectoplasm scene (shown in pic) is nothing at all (btw... that's the stuff that's supposed to ooze from the orifices of mediums during a seance [yeah, right]).  And I assume those wiley producers that stole the title of the movie are also throwing around their legal phantasms by way of cease and desist orders or something to bloggers putting up any more interesting pictures from the movie than this one because there are plenty of visuals that are way more interesting.  In an effort to reduce any spoilage and to keep the litigious specters from showing up in my inbox, I'll refrain posting any of those pix and just let you watch the also-cleansed movie trailer and read on because...

FilmBender Movie Reviews are, again, written by a guy who's obviously a complete p*ssy and isn't going to post the shocking scenes.  Anyway, have I even told you what the film's about yet?  Well... family moves into cheap and creepy house.  Son seems to be hallucinating from cancer medication, or maybe, seeing dead people.  Scary.  And it's supposed to be true!?!  That's all you really need to know, except, well, there's this brunette in the film.  Amanda Crew.  Whom I know nothing about... she's totally, f*cking, hot.  You guessed it... d*mn near scary hot.

Comments

[Nursing top]

oh i remember this movie! i watched this movie thrice on the sameday LOL
like this movvie it scares my younger sister :D

[Lose Weight Solution]

I assume those wiley producers that stole the title of the movie are also throwing around their legal phantasms by way of cease and desist orders or something to bloggers putting up any more interesting pictures from the movie than this one because there are plenty of visuals that are way more interesting.

[cna certification test]

~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~oh i remember this movie! i watched this movie thrice on the sameday LOL
like this movvie it scares my younger sister :D

[kulini]

Oh yeah, I am scared too.

[stelalouis]

Its so scariest