"Transformers" and Megan Fox are well-oiled machines

I've been avoiding the Transformers movie like the plague because, come on, I think the toy concept is the stupidest f-ing thing to ever hit shelves, and I'm insulted that the world somehow disagrees with me and has made Hasbro a gazillion dollars from them.  And the thought that director Michael Bay and whomever else would devote over a hundred million dollars to turn 'em into a movie (and then it makes a bazillion dollars) just pisses me off.

Then I met Megan Fox.  Her eyes are a Banff, Lake Louise, milky emerald blue, so the thought of a two hour and twenty minute movie with her seemed blissful.  And, wow!  They've given her an oily sheen in every single scene and on every inch of her body from her calves to her belly to her cheeks, and I know it smells like stripper vanilla.  Ugh.  Enough of her before I get reported by the authorities.  But almost nearly as amazing to look at was the Transformers' transformation sequences.  Each are happening in the midst of some other dramatic fly-in or other bit of unleashed inertia, and they last three times longer than even seem possible.  Incredible... watch the movie trailer and read on because...

FilmBender is Funny Movie Reviews, and if only they could have kept these bloated, shape-shifting machines from talking, the film could have been perfect.  The story and the acting and the whole lot was two tons of fun.  I think someone named Shia LaBeouf along with John Tururro, John Voight, and some sweet shrimp named Rachael Taylor that I'd love to through on the barbie were in the movie as well, but I can't recall.  And I have to admit, the name "Optimus Prime" just might be the coolest sounding one that's graced the sci-fi landscape since "Darth Vader," and of course, "Megan Fox."

Comments

[culinary school]

Megan she's really crazy hot you know what I mean she has a beauty that can drive you insane

[glamour shots]

she's super hot in this movie and you got a great picture of her over there nice one