"Bend It Like Beckham" and nipple it like Victoria

It's a little whack that Posh Spice rises like a f*cking smoking hot phoenix by marrying the soccer superstar, changing her name to Victoria Beckham and having a tendency to wear ultra-sheen tops and slip the nip.  But then again, how strange is it that her husband, obviously David Beckham, dominates "football," looks like a stud in a thousand different hair varieties and get's an awesome movie made about him as the backdrop with his name emblazoned in the title, Bend It Like Beckham.  Will someone please tell me they have body odor or toe fungus or something less desirable than my situation.

Anyway, the movie stars Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley, who looks pretty d*mn good if you ask me (if you're a chick or a little swishy you'll like Jonathan Rhys Meyers).  And the director, Gurinder Chadha, is no slouch... she's the writer/director for the incredible Bhaji on the Beach and What's Cooking? films, plus, though I haven't seen it, Pride & Prejudice which is suppose to be quality.  Bend It brings that same good bones into a sports setting that she had to support each of the unique worlds of her prior-mentioned works.  Watch the movie trailer and read on because...

FilmBender is Funny Movie Reviews.  And while I search to say something incredibly funny about this film, you should have at least just experienced a dribble of it for yourself.  So don't think I'm going total chick flick on you.  You'll dig this one.  Come on... if I told you some have witnessed a lesbian scene in the movie, would that change your mind?  It's true.  Anyway, to man up, on Monday, I'm reviewing The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke.  I just saw it and might die.

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[The "Joker"]

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