Natalie Portman just had to start out as a kid actress (awesome movie, The Professional) and then move into becoming an unsexy Star Wars action-less figure. That just taints her hotness for me for some reason. But she's still hot. And then in this movie, V for Vendetta, she gets beat up and shaven bald. Again here, tough to make her look unattractive no matter how hard her career has worked against her. And then mother nature gave her a square jaw. Tough luck Nat. But regardless, she's stunning.
Thank God for that because, guys, if you had to stare at that f-ing goofy mask and Demi Moore-lookin' wig on V's head for the full 133 minutes, you'd smash the remote into your eye. Wish they could have maybe deviated from whatever pre-conceived look the graphic novel required because it's down right silly and nearly ruined a perfect film. Great story that surprises and drives and explodes and looks great except for you know what. Check out the trailer.
FilmBender is Funny Movie Reviews. Let's just pretend V put the mask and the wig in the closet instead -- overlook it -- and enjoy a killer movie. Wonder how many more I can watch in a row without without actually dieing. There is an answer to that, but am I brave enough to answer it?
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