This picture sums up the movie, Appaloosa. Ed Harris directs and stars in a film adaptation that he co-wrote. Quiet and contemplative, but of what, we're not sure. Makes it a point that he's unedumacated and unemotional and unconnected.
Viggo Mortensen is his gunman and the two serve the Southwest as rent-a-marshals protecting the town from Jeremy Irons, who's ultimately, a threat in more ways than one.
In strolls Renee Zellweger. B*tch. Is it me, or does she always look like an allergic reaction in bloom. I guess if you chopped her in half, from what I recall from her wheels in Chicago, she's pretty hot. Ed Harris seems to fall for her and into her abyss like the rest of Hazard County's most eligible prospects circa 1885. Some other good stuff too. Solid movie, but slow, contemplative and tough -- like Ed.
FilmBender is Funny Movie Reviews. BTW... Jeremy plays a great snake... Renee s*cks at piano... and man... the desolation... the silence. The f-ing dust and sh*tty Wi-Fi. I think we're back in Kansas Toto.
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