"2 Days in the Valley" could kill just about anyone

Ok... so although there is a snobby art dealer in 2 Days in the Valley as well, the movie is actually jam-packed with everything you need to make a kick *ss Friday night movie -- Charlize Theron nude (and she is smoking hot in this movie), a cat fight between Charlize and Teri Hatcher, hit men, twists and turns and enough violence to make even Quentin Tarantino blush.  Killer movie.

Not to focus on the babes here, but Charlize looks the best she ever has (even with her clothes on) all slinked up in her lingerie or absolutely decked out in her groovy white jump suit.  And she's totally dangerous to boot -- a far cry from a United Nations messenger of peace.

The plays-sleazy-so-easy James Spader is her assassin boyfriend and with Danny Aiello, Keith Carradine, Eric Stoltz, and Jeff Daniels rounding out the cast, you'll thank me for tipping you off on this gem of a quirky, interwoven, crime thriller.

FilmBender is Funny Movie Reviews.  Check out the trailer, rent the movie, and God forbid, stay away from the Valley.