FilmBender: sh*tfaced on movies

"The Rocketeer" and her missiles

It would be easy to pick a great movie that you've seen starring Jennifer Connelly: Blood Diamond, Little Children, House of Sand and Fog, and there's actually quite a few more.  But the challenge is to pick one that you haven't seen.  That movie is The Rocketeer.

But that's actually NOT the reason I selected this popcorn, action, sci-fi fantasy film.  And also, it's not because it has plenty of Hollywood insider references that I also love.  No.  It's because this PG-rated, Disney movie does a splendid job of showcasing Jennifer's juggernauts.  There's no nudity in this one... plenty of her nudie films out there if you need that.  Some are crap.  Be sure to watch Mulholland Falls or Requiem for a Dream if you're dead set on seeing skin and a whole lot more.  I'm sure Mr. Skin can get you all the details if you just want to "fast forward to the good parts."

Anyway, this movie just makes you want to see 'em... there must be some Nazi mind control happening or something.  But for sure, The Fuhrer and his men have lost track of a jet pack that lends to helping turn this into a superhero flick.

 

FilmBender is Funny Movie Reviews.  Oh yeah... and if you're into rockets... Timothy Dalton, Alan Arkin, Paul Sorvino, and Bill Campbell also star in it.

"Team America: World Police" and puppet porn

There are all sorts of, well, redeeming things about this movie that most people with a sense of humor will dig.  And you'll certainly enjoy it if you're a fan of South Park or any of the other Trey Parker and Matt Stone projects -- searing political commentary, Hollywood insider references, original use of animation, low-brow comedy and unbelievably well done musical segments.  But what's an absolute must see and trumps absolutely everything else in the whole d*mn thing is the sex scene in Team America: World Police.  You simply won't believe it.

Sorry for the spoiler, but I was told it was in there.  Didn't ruin it for me.  I tried watching it lying next to my sleeping wife at Midnight with my headphones on and lying on my back with my laptop on my chest.  Our bed was shaking, but no, not because of any kinky maneuvers on my part (solo or duo), but because I was trying to hold back laughter so unsuccessfully that I nearly went into convulsions.  My wife was getting p*ssed.  She never turned over to take a look at what I was laughing at.  Thank God she didn't.  She would really think I was a s*ck f*ck.

 

FilmBender is Funny Movie Reviews.  The even funnier thing is... people really do that sh*t.